Shark Attacks Predicted To Decline With The Economic Crisis
The newscaster said shark attacks are directly related to the economy, because in order to have a shark attack two conditions apply:
- People Have To Be In The Water
- Sharks Have To Be Where People Are
Then he proceeded to explain that as the economy declines less people go to the beach (People In The Water), because they don’t have the money. He followed that up with a stupid line that basically disproved his theory, “But surfers are not deterred by the economy, and are out in the water everyday, regardless of the economy, so they stand to have a much greater risk for shark attacks!”
Shock Attack!
Stories like the above are ways the television and radio news teams sucker you in to listen to the entire newscast by giving you a teaser headline, “Economists Predict Decline In Shark Attacks In 2009! The complete story after these commercials.” They just baited you with a shocker.
First, why would an economist be predicting shark attacks?
Second, why are shark attacks declining?
Shocking headlines tend to grab your attention and pull you in. You are going along on your merry way and you hear something that does not make complete sense to you. You have to know more. They baited you. You listen and they tease you until you are fully hooked, you listen all the way through the story until the stupid anticlimactic conclusion and you leave ticked off that you wasted your time. But they got you.
Tweeting A Big Juicy Worm!
Social media is like that, you can keep people engaged with golden nuggets that pull people in. You can ask open ended questions that require people to reply to you. Tell funny stories that can only be completed on your blog.
These are ways you can bait people into your sphere of influence. Using humor, love and good information. Seducing your audience like a fisherman uses a lure or a worm to tantalize a big bass from under the log in the lake. He may look at it suspiciously for a few minutes, but if you don’t scare him off, he’ll bite.
Ride It Like You Stole It
As you know Lance Armstrong had a one of a kind bike stolen during one of his races this week. The guys who make his bikes didn’t waste a second getting another bike to him. They inscribed a great motivating quote on it that you just have to read:
Lance uses twitter as a way to stay in touch with the thousands of fans he has all over the world, and he receives an insane amount of motivation from those people who follow him! But he makes sure that he keeps them fed with good content, he will send out videos, blog posts and pictures like the one above that inspire.
I don’t think Lance has a strategy in his use of twitter. Instead, I believe he is genuinely interested in his fans and he allows them the chance to look into his life 140 characters at a time. When he needs to communicate more than that, he has his images, blogs and videos. His communication with twitter acts as a distribution center as it directs people to his more detailed information.
Fishing With Headlines
Your tweets should be the bait for the bigger story. Like Lance, you should be giving a glimpse into your life without revealing everything in a tweet. You should be saying to yourself as you write a status update, “take a peek, but if you want more, come to my blog, or my flickr page, etc.” Each tweet is the headline of the newspaper, and the reader can decide if it is interesting enough to follow to the website.
You can really be sneaky and see if anyone is paying attention. Start a story, and don’t give anyone a place to go to find out more. If you have done it right, you will get a lot of @replies asking you questions about what you started. Mark Joyner calls this the Zeigarnik Effect, where people have to have completeness in their lives.
On television, you see Monk always completing sequences, or putting a book back on the bookshelf to complete a series. Same as puzzles, they are so addicting, because they are incomplete. If you only give readers a couple of hints, it will drive them nuts until they get the complete story.
If you don’t want a riot, you really shouldn’t wait to complete your story until your next blog post…


I guess the sharks are affected by this bad economy also !!
That is what they would have us believe. More likely, the sharks are being better fed, because of all the people who have time to go to the beach, because they don’t have a job!
The media uses trick like that to get you to buy into their philosophy.
Micheal
that’s a funny post… shark attacks expected to decline because of the economy and lance armstrong’s bike was stolen? very funny post. I have to laugh at both of those things.
good stuff for social media that’s for sure!
The funny thing is that you can’t make this stuff up… life is definitely stranger than fiction!
That is why it is so intriguing to see how people take those stories and use them for hooks.
Thanks for reading and commenting!
Micheal Savoie
http://twitter.com/michealsavoie
Hey!
there’s a growing number of surfers around the globe, too!
hahaha.. what a foolish assumption
well, flights and travels became even cheaper during the economic crisis and as said, all the unemployed people go swimming with sharks, but they are less beefy aswell.. its logic
so shark attacks will increase.